WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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