Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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