just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He kissed a someone with a penis
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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