Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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