Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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