Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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