Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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