Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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