windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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