Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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