think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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