Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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