Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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