Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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