The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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