maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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