I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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