Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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