Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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