i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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