so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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