why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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