Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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