Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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