chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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