he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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