After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No subtext here. People are naked.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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