the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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