Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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