your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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