SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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