grandma shit on top of the toilet
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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