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I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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