This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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