Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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