new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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