Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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