Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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