He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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