no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize