dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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