Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Never underestimate the power of titties
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