I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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