Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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I have fence marks all over my body
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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