you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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