i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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