i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
nutella sex= disaster
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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