Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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