you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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