no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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